{"product_id":"the-shart-emergency-kit","title":"The Shart Emergency Kit","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Shart Emergency Kit is a gag gift built to get a big laugh at any party. The metal tin is packed with five real items for surviving a \"shart attack,\" each with its own pun, plus jokes printed all over the packaging. It's perfect for white elephant exchanges, Christmas stockings, Father's Day and birthdays.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOopsy Poopsy disposable undies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrown Town tissue pack\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean Booty wipes (not flushable)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"I Sharted. Now What?\" instructional care card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"I Survived a Shart Attack\" badge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReusable metal tin, about 6.3\" x 5\" x 2.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"WayStar","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67628606619927,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0874\/0415\/1063\/files\/hf_20261006_201123_5c30282a-b9c3-4402-861e-1745eeac0d55.png?v=1791317847","url":"https:\/\/waystar.shop\/products\/the-shart-emergency-kit","provider":"WayStar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}